Mary: Wise Man, get away from here! I don’t ever want to see you again!

Wise Man: Oh no! Giddyap donkey! Faster! She’s coming!

(Mary gives chase; a great struggle ensues in which all members of the nativity, including angels and sheep, are knocked to the ground.)

nativity poor-angel

Wise Man: Baby Jesus! Help me!

Baby Jesus (laughing evilly): Heh, heh, heh

If you were looking for a reason to be thankful today, here’s one: that the plan for your redemption is not being written by the hand of a five-year-old boy.