Gabriel: (on the phone with my parents) Hi, Grammie! Hi, Grampa!
Grammie (or Grampa…I’m not sure which): Happy Thanksgiving, Gabriel! What do we celebrate at Thanksgiving?
Me: (wanting very much to throw sharp objects and harsh words in the general direction of all forms of commercial media and marketing) ~sigh
* One-of-a-kind potato-turkey courtesy of Ruby.